Now this just tickled me to no end.

[tandric]

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

[sweetlarma]

;D

[tandric]

Here is another that I recieved in e-mail from a friend.


> The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>
> Finally , the 'guys' side of the story.
> ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
> We always hear 'the rules'
> From the female side.
>
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
>
> These are our rules!
> Please note.. These are all numbered '1 '
> ON PURPOSE!
>
> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem </ B>only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
>
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Don't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
> we meant the other one .
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> Or tell us how you want it done.
> Not Bo th.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colo rs, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
> no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', We will act like nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. .. Really .
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
> or golf.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>
>
> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
>
> Pass this to as many men as you can -
> to give them a laugh.
>
> Pass this to as many women as you can -
> to give them a bigger laugh